Passive-Aggressive Bowel Movements

Because leaving cutesy sarcastic love notes under the windshield wiper of cars blocking your driveway is played out, one 17th Street combination car/dog owner is getting innovative: dumping a translucent blue bag full of crap under the wiper to ferment in the hot summer sun.

(Thanks Amanda?)

Comments (8)

Lame; smear the crap on the door handles and drive the message home (pun intended).

I guess you need the shitbaggery tag? Really, there is a whole class of people in town who are more versed in the arts of shit handling/bagging/wrapping than I ever imagined there would be.

Also a big yay out to those who toss variously packaged/sourced turds into the bike lanes.

Would you rather I dump it in your garbage bin?? Everyone gets touchy about that too.

Damn…can’t win for pooing.

Thats amazing. i have barley ever seen any dog owner pick up or use bags…are you sure this was in SF?

Free sample of locally-sourced manure.

But it looks like a big bag of gooey hash?

That bag better be biodegradable.

Totally.. I almost took a picture of a car with a Bartos story on the windshield…