— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I generally go to the movies no more than three times a year because, well, that $30 that you charge me to watch Saw XVIII, get a bag of synthetic butter and a thimble of corn syrup could be better spent getting faced with a box of Franzia while lighting the change on fire. But tonight I stumbled upon some Humboldt trim kid scalping what I can only assume were counterfeit tickets to Avatar outside of the Metreon and that’s some general stupidity I can get behind. Anyways, since $1.8 billion dollars worth of people have already seen this titanic acid-trip, I’ll spare you any more words on this and present to you a Mission pooch rocking a hot pair of Cameron stunners:
Comments (6)
njudah | [Permalink]
there are so many reasons why this post is fucking hilarious, to list the reasons would risk leaving one out.
Megan Allison | [Permalink]
mission pouch?
Kevin Montgomery | [Permalink]
I wrote this at 2am cut me some HELLA SLACK
Anonymous Troll | [Permalink]
Good job on giving the theatres another reason to raise movie ticket prices by stealing the glasses for your hipster dog.
Corinna Psomadakis | [Permalink]
Diego is not a hipster, you dick. He’s a gentleman.
brooke. | [Permalink]
awww Diego. such a cutie.