Will he wheel his way to true love?

This is pretty much the greatest Missed Connection ever posted on CL you guys! We have to help these two find true love! The post below:

This is a missed connection minus the connection.  I was at the Reverb art show at SFSU last night and there was a girl with a different colored cast on each arm.  When I saw her I was reminded of my coworker who currently has his leg in a huge cast right now and is using wheelchairs/electric scooters to get around.  I told my coworker about you Girl with two casts, and he sounded pretty interested.  He gave me this picture to put up and asked me to search for you.  I would love to see him find broken-bone-romance, so I obliged.  If you are out there Girl with 2 casts (or probably any other pretty lady sporting a cast) shoot me a message with a picture and I'll give you his info.  Good luck recuperating. 

If our broken-boned lady connects with this guy please send us a follow-up on whether he showed up in the wheelchair or the electric scooter for the date.  Srsly, interested parties want to know.

Bender's has a lovely show going on right now of Sew High's photographs of Barbie dolls GETTING FUCKED.  Dildos, leather, anal penetration… it's basically the Kink Castle done up as a dollhouse for children with irresponsible parents.  Oh, and you can purchase each photograph for just 75 bones.

I came across this spraypaint fortune cookie while dining at Atlas Cafe and felt compelled to share.  As an individual with a lot of hater hate (not to be confused with KKK-style hate) running through my veins, I find masturbation to be a fine way to soothe the snark and bring out my inner Dalai Lama.  Take seeing a terrible movie in theaters: you could just bail, but then the $15 you could have put towards your next weed purchase would have been completely wasted. Alternatively, you could shit on the flick the entire time, but that'd just enrage the sweaty overweight guy sitting next to you who REALLY THINKS Tron: Legacy captures the magic of the original.  So rather than snarking your way through the 2-hour mistake, why not just lean back in your seat and polish off your member so you can watch the film in a state of unadulterated serenity?  Masturbation: a fine alternative to hating.

Also, I sincerely advise you to never take my advice.

Apparently you have to piss in the shower.

No one will ever claim that the lines for the Dolores Park bathrooms are not completely unreasonable.  Last fall, Rec. & Park claimed they'd fashion The Park with six porta-potties to help the situation, but that only lasted a few months.  And the renovations to The Park, which should bring more toilets to Dolores, won't be completed until late 2013.  In the meantime, park-goers are left pissing on the Muni tracks or risk having their bladder rupture while waiting 20 minutes to pee in a feces-covered cement pit of despair.

Well, for $10 bucks a day, one Dolores Park neighbor has a solution:

I have a quaint bathroom, located in an apartment at the corner of 18th + Dolores. You and your friends will have private access to the bathroom, all day long. Plenty of extra rolls of toilet paper and hand soap fit for kings.

Bring your own reading material. Don't forget to flush.

What the ad doesn't mention is renter's newfound ability to utilize the bathroom to hit on cute boys and girls impatiently waiting in line for the public bathrooms: “Hey baby, you shouldn't be standing in line with all these sixes and sevens when I have my own bathroom just right over there.  How about you and me get the hella outta here and you wipe your ass with my chemically-softened toilet paper?”

From what I'm told, lines like that work every time.

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