Photography

Nice Evening in the Richmond

Last night I had the particular misfortune of being in the Richmond, which is some neighborhood that isn't the Mission.  Instead of being full of taquerias, dive bars and snarky internet assholes with iPhones, it was populated with Chinese restaurants, Chase banks and people generally aware of their surroundings.  Awful.  Anyway, after sneering at the lack of vegan options at the pizza place I went to, I looked up in the air and realized it was pretty outside.  Lucky for you, I had my trusty 7-year old camera that I still don't know how to operate on me at the time.

Of course, if my grainy photography isn't enough to wet your whistle, here's an HDR shot of Dolores Park, the view from the Presidio, and, the most stunning of all, a shot from the Berkeley Hills.

Now You Can Be Frank Chu

This life-size, headless cardboard Frank Chu was recently spotted at Google's SF offices, allowing bored engineers to photograph themselves as a homeless man infinitely more famous than they are.  Also of note, Chu's sign indicates that when Google is bored, Google googles itself.

I feel like there has to be a Bing joke somewhere in there…

(photo by kkr)

Crazy Old Man Still Doing It Big

Apparently the fine folks over at Caliber have some sort of homing beacon lunatics and crackheads, as Travis of the blog recently ran into Epic Beard Man (and I'm fairly certain this isn't their first snap of him).  Highlights of their interaction include the old man pulling out a big wad of cash and offering it up to Travis, flashing a giant blunt, and him yelling that he was going to beat his friend's ass if he didn't give him a ticket to the Giant's game that night.

Also, dude is rocking red fingernail polish and wayfarers.

Fucking hipster.

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Cool Kid Travels: Arata's Pumpkin Farm

Growing up in New England, it seemed like a significant portion of October was spent carving pumpkins/throwing pumpkins out of moving vehicles at street signs, riding in haunted hayrides, and navigating corn mazes (of course, my eight-year-old self had a shitty memory).  With the lack of foliage and farms located within 4 blocks of my house, I've never really found myself in the fall mood found pretty much everywhere in the eastern half of the country.

After talking about shit to do in the fall in SF, a friend suggested I steal a car and head down Arata's Pumpkin Farm in Half Moon Bay.  While this place has been around since the Depression and likely known to everyone who has spent years in the Bay Area, it was new to me and a bunch of other transplant losers.  So after a night of drinking crappy beer and lackluster pizza, we hauled ass down the coast to what has to be the closest to an authentic New England pumpkin farm I've seen.  A petting zoo!  Sword fights!  A haunted barn! Pumpkins!  A maze!  Statues of King Kong!  Feral cats!  Goats!  Overpriced produce!  Adult-onset diabetes!

Admittedly the maze (not pictured because all my pictures just look like bales of hay) wasn't incredibly hard, half of the attractions were not open until October, and they didn't have kegs of Pabst or indoor bicycle parking, but it was still a quality trip out of the city.

  

  

The petting zoo was full of goats, a cow with a sore of the back of its head, a bunny, and a bunch of bird.

This cat is a real asshole.

I guess they sell pumpkins.

After leaving the pumpkin farm, we stopped off at Moss Beach to look at starfish and seals and shit.  “Walking down to the beach, I briefly step on a wide and flat rock covered in sand.  It was soft and had a bounce to it.  It was a dead seal.” - @tpaz

Our Miserable Weather Makes for Some Purty Time-Lapse Shots

Simon Christen shot the above, amazing time-lapse shots of San Francisco and the Bay Area. According to PetaPixel, he shot using all manual settings on his Canon 40D changing them to adjust for light. Dude has patience. I watched this with no sound so hopefully there's not some shitty new age music playing over it.  I'm guessing it uses Rappin 4 Tay.

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