Movies

Matt Damon Wishes You Fame and Fortune

This weekend is your chance to crawl out of the cheap wine hangover you call home. And Matt Damon, with his angelic smile and stand up guy attitude, will be there to help you along to Hollywood stardom.

Do you really need to spend another sunny January day in Dolores park, swishing PBR between your cheeks? Your mimosas can wait a couple weeks, sweetheart. It's time to rejoice in the glory that is Matt Damon. It's not often that a demi-god smiles brightly on you. He is offering an escape from the burrito-loop of Mission lifestyle. The least you could do is show up.

As a bonus, there's a good chance of Steven Soderbergh shouting at you to take off your fake Ray Bans.

Requirements:

  • Standing around, not looking at the camera
  • Owning a pen
  • Mastery of the Meisner Technique, a plus

(via Fun Cheap SF)

Bad Movies Explained Via Donuts

Hello Everyone! Long time, no see. Well, don't get used to this pretty face because I'm just stopping by to deposit a fat load of holiday cheer all over your face. So, UA friend Ben Pearson writes awesome movie reviews over on Tiny Mix Tapes and he put together this great piece, “The Art of Watching Bad Movies” and it's fairly awesome and includes many rad drawings and charts as sampled here:

 

Go read it! And enjoy a terrible movie or seven over the holiday break. What doesn't kill you just makes you a worse person. 

xoxo

The only Christmas movie you need to see this year/ever

Things I learned from this trailer:  

  1. The national pass-time of Finland involves psychologically scarring the children of other nations.  
  2. Not all live action Christmas movies are lame.  

Rare Exports premieres in San Francisco tomorrow (Dec 17th) at the Landmark Opera Plaza on Van Ness (tickets here).  If you didn't watch the trailer, it's a Finnish film about an evil murderous Santa and some dudes who try to capture him, presumably for profit.  The film is actually based on a pair of short films from 2003, with a similar premise and starring many of the same Finnish actors.  The short films, Rare Exports Inc and Rare Exports Inc: The Official Safety Instructions are definitely worth a quick watch.  

San Francisco's Arts Centers Unite Against Censorship, But Where's the SFMOMA?

On December 1 (World AIDS day of all days), this 1987 film piece, A Fire in My Belly by the artist David Wojnarowicz (who died of AIDS) was removed from the Smithsonian Institution's National Portrait Gallery exhibition entitled Hide/Seek: Difference and Desire in American Portraiture. The publicly funded Smithsonian Institution was politically bullied by Catholic League president William Donahue, who called the film “hate speech” when he misinterpreted a shot of ants crawling on a crucified Christ as anti-Catholic. On December 3rd, on behalf of the estate of David Wojnarowicz, P.P.O.W. Gallery released an official statement addressing this controversy in order to illuminate the artists original intentions. The statement reads:

In a 1989 interview Wojnarowicz spoke about the role of animals as symbolic imagery in his work, stating “Animals allow us to view certain things that we wouldn't allow ourselves to see in regard to human activity. In the Mexican photographs with the coins and the clock and the gun and the Christ figure and all that, I used the ants as a metaphor for society because the social structure of the ant world is parallel to ours.”

Further, adding more hate than Serg's war against burritos are top GOP House members John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Eric Cantor (R-VA), who threatened the Smithsonian Institution's finances by cowardly flexing their political muscles if the Institution did not remove the film from the exhibition. Boehner spokesman Kevin Smith said, “Smithsonian officials should either acknowledge the mistake and correct it, or be prepared to face tough scrutiny beginning in January when the new majority in the House moves [in].”. Cantor, the #2 Republican in the House and the #1 little bitch labeled the exhibit “an obvious attempt to offend Christians during the Christmas season.” Unbeknownst to Cantor, he is actually offending every single gay and straight allied person in America by furthering the hatred and misinterpretation of Wojnarowicz's work.

Seems like a lot of bah humbugs going on from the right-wing these days, and the political censorship of the freedom of speech/expression must be stopped. Starting this Friday night, two arts organizations in San Francisco will join the alliance of museums and arts centers around the country for a national protest over the removal of Wojnarowicz's A Fire in My Belly. SF Camerawork and the Queer Cultural Center will present a 7 p.m. screening of the film, followed by a presentation by art historian, writer, and activist Robert Atkins. Atkins will then provide historical background concerning political censorship and lead a panel discussion that will include queer activists, scholars, and artists. The discussion will culminate with Jonathan D. Katz, curator of Hide/Seek, joining the discussion from New York via Skype. The Yerba Buena Center for the Arts will also screen this film Friday night continuously from 11pm until 2am in YBCA's Screening Room.

David Wojnarowicz, Untitled,1988-89, drawing/ gelatin silver print and acrylic on paper

But what is the SFMOMA doing to acknowledge their support of Wojnarowic's work as the only museum in San Francisco to own a work by the artist in their permanent collection? On Tuesday I was at the SFMOMA when I came across an exhibition entitled, The More Things Change, which opened just 10 days before Hide/Seek. The exhibition's mission statement reads, “revealing the museum's collection as a seismograph of shifts in contemporary culture, this continually evolving exhibition considers how the past persists in the present and how art engages with the world at large.” The work seen above is the Wojnarowicz from SFMOMA'S collection. Untitled is a piece that depicts a film still of a Mexican man missing the bottom half of his legs and the image on the right of the piece is a small drawing that Wojnarowicz did of legs to give to the man. Most of the footage in A Fire in My Belly was shot in Mexico on a trip Wojnarowicz took there, and it has been confirmed by the people of P.P.O.W. Gallery who represent the estate of Wojnarowicz that the still in Untitled was most likely from that time in Mexico.  I realize that the goal of The More Things Change is to use works made in the last decade, however, what better way to acknowledge the fact that their collection really does persist in the present and engages with the world at large than by adding Untitled to that continually evovling exhibiton? What about placing that piece in the show accompanied by A Fire in My Belly to contextualize the works importance with a statement by the curators explaining why Wojnarowicz is relevant to the present as his work is once again in the spotlight of a major national debate?

I'm extremely happy to see so much support from the San Francisco community against the censorship of artistic expression in the United States, but SFMOMA can do better. If you cannot make either of the screenings this weekend, you can watch the vimeo of A Fire in My Belly at the top of this post.

  • UPDATE: SFMOMA is set to provide the public with a free screening of A Fire in My Belly on Tuesday, January 4th at 5:30pm with a discussion to be held directly after. 

To learn more about this work, the artist, and the controversy surrounding the film and exhibition please check out the links provided below:

Newly Discovered Indie Prequel to 'Tron: Legacy' Screening for Free at the Independent Tonight

Unconfirmed rumors speculate that 2k8 internet celeb 'Tron Guy' will make a cameo as Jeff Bridges' digital love interest.

The Independent on Divis is screening Disney's original 1982 'Tron' tonight at 8pm for free*.  In anticipation, I'll be spreading rumors of a Daft Punk/Tron Guy co-DJ appearance via Twitter.  Details @ The Independent.

*= It should be noted that the Independent's definition of 'free' includes a footnote about a two drink minimum. 

2010 Bicycle Film Festival

The Bike Film Fest kicks off in a couple of weeks (Nov 11-14), so you may want to consider buying tickets now for any of the shows that you're interested in.  Unlike last year, when you had to do terrible things like leave the Mission for pre-parties, concerts, and after-parties, they are keeping all the events in 94110.  Highlights include a Friday night screening on Empire at Mission Workshop and after-party at Bender's, some Wednesday night drunkfest at Knockout, and a weekend of screenings at Victoria Theatre on 16th and Capp.

The website doesn't say anything about any street party on Capp, but last year they had a rad-looking BMX comp, so hopefully that goes down again this year.

Get pumped:

Owners of Tower Theater REALLY ANXIOUS TO SELL

This place is a dream, y'all.

This place is a dream, y'all.

I'm almost positive this is not how to sell a million dollar property.  That said, looking past the OMG CAPS LOCKS!!!!, this place's price has been sinking at an insane pace:

  • Oct 2006 – $2.6m
  • Feb 2007 – $2.5m
  • Nov 2007 – $2.4m
  • July 2009 – $1.98m
  • ?? 2009/2010 – $1.4m
  • Oct 2010 – $995k

Within a year, you're going to be able to buy this place for a few crack rocks, whatever cash you have in your wallet and that VHS copy of The Mask you've been lugging around for years even though you don't even own a VCR anymore (don't ask).  But seriously, it's only a matter of time before this place is affordable enough that some collective of people put together a Kickstarter and turn this place into a non-profit eat-in movie house (let's watch The Mask!) or a bowling alley or something else equally incredible.  The pictures indicate the building is largely intact:

If you care about the history of the place, you can read some post I slapped together last summer that basically just quotes Burrito Justice at length.  In vaguely related news, the blog “100 Movies, 100 Theaters” posted a really solid summary of all the defunct Mission theaters over the summer.

(link)

Two Park Movies, One Night

As I'm sure everyone in San Francisco with some degree of internet access already knows, Dolores Park will be hosting a movie night this Saturday.  The final movie night of season will feature the Cohen Bros classic The Big Lebowksi.  

But not down with Dolo, you say?  Think you might puke white russian all over the cute hipster chick sitting on the grass in front of you if you have to sit through Lebowksi for the seven hundred and sixty third time since Freshmen year of college??  Over Thirty Five years old and have questionable taste in movies or a strange Will Smith fetish???

Then Duboce Park has got a night for you!!!  

The Friends of Duboce Park have arranged their first ever movie screening with the San Francisco set Pursuit of Happyness, presumably to ensure a luke warm start to the program and while simultaneously deterring anyone who might consider defecting over from the Dolores Park set.  

Pursuit of Hapyness @ Duboce starts at 7:30pm.  The Big Lebowski @ Dolores starts at 8:00pm, and will be the final Dolores Park movie of the season.  

See you at Dolo.

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