Attn San Francisco: Bill Murray Wants to Crash Your Party
— By Zach Perkins |
— By Zach Perkins |
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Watch out, San Francisco. If you order up three hard tacos, this could be you.
[via Fecal Face]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
This Muni bus driver doesn't think he makes enough, being forced to take on the job of multiple other professionals and what not. Let's see how much this fella should really be paid:
That brings his grand total to $432,000 a year. Seems fair, no?
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Nice guys.
— By Erika Kali |
This was spotted outside that new BBQ spot that's opening on 19th across from Hog and Rocks. It might be a metaphor for the much discussed gentrification of the Mission, or it could just be a cute stencil of a sheep that really likes chasing flying money. It could go either way.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Hold on, are you implying someone with an also worthless high school diploma can't possibly object to your taste in shitty house paint with a marker?
Anyway, I'm sure this will deescalate the situation!
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Eight on the Bay Area's best comics and 700+ complimentary cans of PBR's best PBR are on tap for tomorrow night. And if you don't have your tickets yet, they are still available on the Roxie's site, or you can buy 'em at the door.
See you there!
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
After two slammin' comedy parties at The Roxie last summer, we all thought it would be a good idea to bring back the Locally-Source Pop-Up Comedy Night back to the Roxie for a third round. And that's exactly what we're doing. 8 of our favorite local comics and 8,640 ounces of cold beer kindly furnished by Pabst Blue Ribbon.
In summary:
Tuesday, June 12th at 8:45 @ The Roxie [3117 16th Street and Valencia]
Tickets [$6.50] are on sale right now (you can try to win a pair over at FunCheap)
GETTING FUCKING DRUNK INCLUDED IN YOUR TICKET PRICE
Here's who'll be up on stage:
And Sean Keane (member of The Business, past contributor to McSweeney's and ESPN the Magazine, columnist for the East Bay Express) is back to host!
So remember: next Tuesday at The Roxie. There will be comedy. There will be beer.
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— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
(Also, I realize “mierda” translates to “shit”, but this is a pg-13 blog. Respect.)
— By Erika Kali |
With summer quickly approaching, we're sure your inbox is being bombarded with emails about new summer looks, 30% off polo shirt ads and the top 72 “must haves” of the season. But fear not, intrepid shopper, for Mantanks is here to provide you with the perfect summer staple that will definitely never go out of style.
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Photos of your feet. So everyone knows where you are/have been. Just make sure to hashtag it #marcmarinoismad. Trust me, it's cooler that way.
That sick bike pile from last weekend. Remember how rad it was that all of you just happened to be at Rheas at 1am? Now everyone can know! Cause it's on your shirt!
Cats. I mean, do I have to explain this?
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