— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I mean, you only live once, right? I guess?
(Also, does this mean the tramp stamp is making a comeback? Because I've been thinking about getting a massive Rolo tattooed across my lower back—I fucking love those things.)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The shirt suggests Cinecave has goblins on the stairs and bats hanging from the ceiling and confused-looking men emerging from the screen. Scary stuff. Should be a hit!
(Then again, the shop doesn't have a gate for a door nor a crooked and ghoul-ish 17 Reasons Why-reminiscening sign on the roof, so maybe the artist took some liberty in depicting the scene in the basement.)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Companies have been making flag handlebar tape for years, but this is the first foray into flag bicycle tires I've ever seen. They even come in all your favorite Eurozone patterns! (and American and Canadian and British too, I guess.) Sadly, I have not seen these in any local bike shops yet (although I'd imagine that'll change real soon), but you can Bing around and find 'em for about $35.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I suppose now that traditionally white-collar jobs are hoodie-and-denim careers and low-pay service industry gigs necessitate shirt and tie, the Bay Area needs more cheap, durable office wear. That's where Wood Thumb's new Wood Ties come in. No more coffee stains ruining your old TJ Maxx clearance rack score; just wipe that shit down and go about your day. Shitty boss? Well that doofus will walk right pass you, now that you blend in with your office's reclaimed wood walls. And should your boss notice you, you have a ready-made weapon hanging around your neck.
Get yours next month at Sunday Streets!
[Thanks, Eddie!]
— By Erika Kali |
With summer quickly approaching, we're sure your inbox is being bombarded with emails about new summer looks, 30% off polo shirt ads and the top 72 “must haves” of the season. But fear not, intrepid shopper, for Mantanks is here to provide you with the perfect summer staple that will definitely never go out of style.
It's pretty easy. You chose an image or two to upload to their site (Instagram preferred, duh!), then select your size, then you're done! Mantanks does free shipping, so it's pretty much the cheapest way to get not only get your sweet Insta-snaps seen, but also your biceps, which you've been working on all Winter. As they say somewhere, “suns out, guns out”, amiright?
But now comes the hard part. Which photos do you use? If you're like me, your Instagram feed is f'ing gold. How does one pick a favorite when all are so amazing? No worries my friend: if you're having issues, I've chosen some of my insta-favorite's for you to chose from, picked from my own super sweet Insta-feed (@erikakali plz follow and heart everything plz plz plz). Take a look:
Food. Obviously. Everyone just LOVES looking at photos of food you're eating, so why not put it on a tank?
Photos of your feet. So everyone knows where you are/have been. Just make sure to hashtag it #marcmarinoismad. Trust me, it's cooler that way.
That sick bike pile from last weekend. Remember how rad it was that all of you just happened to be at Rheas at 1am? Now everyone can know! Cause it's on your shirt!
Cats. I mean, do I have to explain this?
Mantanks really is the next big thing in summer wear. I've already ordered 70 for all my friends and extended family. Just remember, when wearing your personalized Mantank, remember to live their mantra:
We believe in the laid back weekend, a few Pacificos and the sun on your face. Throw on a tank and you’re flirting with perfection. And, like, all the girls.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
New evidence suggests that last week's declaration that cats and dogs as fashion accessories are played out might have been slightly premature, seeing as though this guy seems to have figured out how to fasten a goddamn live animal to his hat.
(Also, sorry about the fedora.)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
First, rental prices in San Francisco pushed restaurants out into the streets, creating a fleet of trendy, $4-a-taco mobile eateries that just couldn't cut in the rough-and-tumble brick-and-mortar world. Now the fashion world is catching up to the foodies, bringing Top Shelf Boutique right to the doorstep of San Francisco's sunburnt and weed-addled fashion community.
With the way rents are climbing, pretty soon every restaurant, business, bar, and apartment will have wheels and a chassis. Time to bulldoze SOMA and pave a fantastic parking lot with WiFi hotspots and cappuccinos? Oh wait…
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
A mix between San Francisco's Diamond Dave, David Lee Roth's Diamond Dave, and Crocodile Dundee. We can only hope to aspire to such peculiar sensibilities with age.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Around this time last year, Crate & Barrel was in Dolores Park (and outside the 500 Club, if we remember correctly) shooting a commercial for some products. But nothing ever came of it, until now:
The Dolores Park Collection! What fun!
The list of goods, from Mission Mission:
Yes, for $125.75, you're ready to BBQ in Dolores Park. In style. No need to press those burgers with your own hands. No need to run to Safeway for some Sweet Baby Ray's. Crate & Barrel has got you covered.
Now, all that's left is to wait for the unveiling of that commercial they shot last year. And, hopefully, Martha Stewart's “Live From Dolores Park” episode (squeal!!!!!).
[via Mission Mission]
