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The Business is Awesome, And it's Moving Again

 

You’ve got a few last chances to catch a really funny and interesting show in the best little comedy basement in the city.

Underground comedy institution, The Business, is relocating yet again come September 18th, from Lost Weekend Video, to the Hemlock tavern. They moved earlier this year from their long-time home, The Dark Room, when it temporarily closed because those Spamalot dicks sent a cease and desist letter.

The reason for September’s move? Business regular Jules Posner says that they saw an opportunity to expand: “The Hemlock just happened to have Friday nights open up in the near future, and we thought it would be a great opportunity to step up to a higher capacity venue in a primetime slot.”

The venue is bigger and louder, but he promises the format won’t change, which is good news. The two big reasons I love this show: it’s got an incredibly loose format (something like The Benson Interruption where there is a second comic around to butt in whenever they feel like) and it gives the talented mainstays a unique opportunity to practice longer sets on a regular basis, so they can take their craft to the next level. Since there is another comic around to shoot the shit with, comedians can test weirder, newer material without getting marooned or losing step.

It’s a format that’s helping comics evolve. Former Business SF comics Sean Keane, Caitlin Gill, Chris Garcia, Chris Thayer, and Anna Seregina are establishing roots down south via The Business LA. The franchise has even extended to the East Coast. Original Business SF member Alex Koll (along with Jared Logan, Kara Klenk, and Michelle Wolff) launched The Business-NYC, which appears twice-monthly at The Stand.

Expansion is great for the comics, but the intimate, quasi-conversational style is perfectly suited for Lost Weekend’s tiny basement.

Catch it there while you can. Mondays at 8pm. The show is only five bucks.

Bands you should get off your couch to go see

Go See This Show: Goodnight, Texas Returns Home For Their Record Release

A majority of San Francisco bands are in polyamorous relationships. The bass player of this band is the guitar player of this band, and they share a drummer who also plays in the side project of this other dude’s band. Goodnight, Texas is a rare (and refreshing) example of a group of talented dudes who are committed to one project.

After a year and a half of touring cross country in support of national acts like Shakey Graves and Rusted Root, they’ve cemented themselves as a folk/Americana-revival band to watch in and outside San Francisco. Tomorrow night, they’re playing for a hometown crowd who knew these dudes were hot shit when they were still playing as duo.

Goodnight, Texas toured like animals in preparation for the release of their album Uncle John Farquhar, which dropped yesterday. For a band that’s sold out The Fillmore twice, they’re choosing a more intimate venue for their record release by playing at The Chapel. So catch them with Ghost and Gale on August 7th before they head out on another cross country tour.

Advance tickets are $15 and are on sale now.

Love in the Time of Tinder

The Mission’s Got a Live Dating Game Show

Of course the city that recently ranked #1 on Rent.com’s list of best cities for singles (39% single adults?!? Are you fucking kidding me?!!) has a live dating game show. The updated take on the saccharine, hetero-normative classic has been playing at Z Space for the better part of a year now. The creatively named ‘Z Dating Game’ is set up like the old show: 1 single person interviews 3 others in front of a crowd of strangers. Features that make this version particularly San Francisco:

  • Gay and Lesbian Rounds
  • Interpretive dance of people’s embarrassing sex stories
  • The venue is an old warehouse, repurposed as a theater/art gallery, because of course it is
  • From what I can tell, everyone is drunk
  • The press release is ironic: “Remember, the path to true love is always easier with hundreds of strangers vocally questioning your every step.”

This shameless exploitation of horny singles happens every couple of months. Z Dating Game is this Saturday, 8pm at Z Space (450 Florida St.). Advanced tickets can be purchased for $10 here, and are $20 at the door.

Whoop Whoop

Movies, How Do They Work? The Roxie Gives a Sneak Peek of a Savage Juggalo Documentary

Last night San Francisco’s Juggathological community and the merely Juggalo-curious were treated to an advanced screening of Whoop Dreams at the Roxie. The film, still in production, documents five friends’ foray into the annual Gathering of the Juggalos, which today was announced to be moving to Missouri in 2014.

As Uptown Almanac’s Senior Juggalo Reporter, I could not be more fascinated by this subculture—built around a rap group made up of men in clown makeup flummoxed by magnetism. Judging by the speed at which the Kickstarter to make Whoop Dreams was funded, and the packed house at the sneak peek, I’m not alone. The Roxie made the event all the more festive by stocking the concession stand with Faygo:

What we got to see last night was more-or-less the final cut of the film, with a stand-in soundtrack to set the mood in place of an original score, which will be added before the film’s official release.

Whoop Dreams promises “sex, drugs, clowns, boobies, dildos, and people hurting themselves for the sake of their Juggalo family,” and for the most part, the film delivered. With what the trailer teased, I was fully expecting a feature-length shitshow, but what we got was surprisingly tame (even with the extreme nipple torture).

Whoop Dreams may just be the most polite movie about Juggalos you’ll ever see.

How did this happen? Well, as five relatively clean-cut bros in a sea of tatted ninjas and ninjettes, their strength in numbers may have kept them from assimilating into The Family. Coupled with the great care they all took not to mock Juggalo culture, there’s a noticable distance to the film. It’s this neutral stance that is Whoop Dreams’ only weakness. Metaphorically speaking, the guys merely dipped their toes in Hepatitis Lake. During the Q & A, it was also revealed that the guys captured less footage then they’d hoped—only 8 hours in 3 days (they got their fill of family and bounced a day early). And they were only able to allude to a lot of the sex and drugs they witnessed due to their own diligence in getting signed release forms from their subjects.

Despite its lack of teeth, I still really enjoyed Whoop Dreams. Honestly, I love Juggalo culture so much that I was bound to be satisfied by any glimpse into the Gathering. No doubt the rest of the audience last night felt the same. There were plenty of big laughs during the screening and we basically had to be kicked out of the Roxie because the Q&A ran over its allotted time but nobody wanted to budge. And with the guys collecting feedback forms in earnest, there will likely be a few tweaks made before the final version of Whoop Dreams is unleashed on the masses.

My feedback? I think the movie could be improved by including postmortem interviews with each of the guys describing their experiences documenting the crazy shit they saw. These could then be incorporated as voice over to boost some scenes that need additional explanation. (For example: a slow-motion montage of ladies oil wrestling makes a lot more sense when you know that the wrestlers were not the ladies originally hired for the event, but willing Juggalettes who stepped in when the professionals went on strike.) I know they’re planning on creating bonus commentary for the DVD—so why not put the best soundbites in the feature as well?

If they had it to do over again (which the guys emphatically stated they have no interest in), they’d also be better off sending only Matt Lieb and Laremy Legel, who seemed the most down with the clown…or at least into the adventure of it all.

How Whoop Dreams stacks up in the cannon of Juggathological film remains to be seen, but for right now I give it two enthusiastic Whoops. Until I see the final cut, I’m leaving my titties in my shirt.

Uptown Almanac's Seanukkah Comedy Special Lights Up Tuesday!

Just in time for the holidays, Uptown Almanac's Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Comedy Night returns to the Roxie Theatre on Tuesday for Seanukkah!

We're cramming eight nights of laughter into one great show, featuring our headliner, Emily Heller (“Conan,” “John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show”). And thanks to Pabst Blue Ribbon, your $7 ticket also gets you plenty of free beer. Some said we only have beer to last for one comic, but our product rep Judah Maccabee assures us it will last for at least eight comedians.

Along with Ms. Heller, we've got local stars:

  • Andrew Holmgren
  • Alison Stevenson
  • Joe Gorman
  • Matt Lieb
  • Kelly Anneken
  • And special guest Chris Fairbanks! (“Jimmy Kimmel Live,” “Comedy Central's Premium Blend,” “Last Comic Standing,” “Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back”)

The evening's festivities will be hosted by Sean Keane, so come expecting fun, excitement, ample popcorn, and a lot of comedians wearing holiday sweaters and headbands from Sean's mom's closet.

The show starts at 9pm, with door and beers opening at 8:45. And, of course, you can buy advanced tickets online.

BFF.fm is Launching Tonight With a Party at Bottom of the Hill!

BFF.fm, the internet radio station that's taking hold in Capp Street's very own The Secret Alley, is celebrating their birth with a launch party tonight at Bottom of the Hill.  Sadly, we won't be able to make it because of travels surrounding overeating.  But if you're still in town and looking to escape the clutches of your loved ones, we strongly encourage checking it out.

And if you're unfamiliar with the bands, take in this hit from Kitten Grenade, recorded live in BFF.fm's studio last Thursday during the Uptown Almanac Disaster Hour:

Thursday's Tamale Lady Fundraiser Features Free Tamales and Loud Music

After getting kicked out of Zeitgeist earlier this summer, The Tamale Lady's Indiegogo campaign to open her own tamaleria got off to a slow start.  But after a new mural in Clarion Alley, a marketing partnership with Uber, and a fresh round of donor benefits added to the fundraising campaign, things are picking up and Virginia has bagged nearly $16,500 for her tamale store's kitchen build-out.

Keeping the momentum going, the muralists behind The Tamale Lady's Clarion Alley piece are hosting a punk/garage rock fundraiser this Thursday at The Knockout.  Grandma's Boyfriend (who had a killer set at last fall's Clarion Alley anniversary party), Scraper, Windham Flat, and Quite Polite are all slated to play, and The Tamale Lady herself with be on the scene to dish out free tamales.

The party starts at 9pm, with a $5-$15 sliding scale cover (but do feel free to donate more!).

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From the Front Lines of SF's Alternative Comedy Scene: Cynic Cave and King Tuff's Garett Goddard on Burger Records' Upcoming Stand-up Project

It was just over a year ago that George Chen and Kevin O'Shea brought stand-up comedy to Lost Weekend Video's fledgling basement theater, The Cinecave.  But within months, their monthly comedy showcase, aptly called Cynic Cave, went weekly and began selling out on the regular.

The packed houses are not without good reason: George and Kevin quickly became known for putting together line-ups that brought out the best names in local comedy, and national stars from Bobcat Goldthwait to W. Kamau Bell started stopping in for guest sets.  That very reputation has led to Cynic Cave's latest project, a compilation album with Burger Records capturing the best of the Bay Area alternative comedy scene, featuring sets from 25 local stand-ups.

We caught up with George, Kevin, and Garett Goddard (of King Tuff) about the album, getting started at Lost Weekend Video, where they see SF's scene, and Cinecave's low ceilings:

Uptown Almanac: How'd this record come about?

George: Our friend Garret has been coming by the shows regularly, not just the Saturday shows but a lot of the monthlies and one-off shows that we throw on Fridays and Sundays. We tend to hang out in the neighborhood afterward and he mentioned how he wanted to do something along the lines of the Holy Fuck album, a very influential LA show that put together its own compilation. Garret's bands have been associated with Burger Records (King Tuff) so he pitched the idea to them.

Garett: I knew that the guys at Burger were doing a cassette release of a Neil Hamburger album, so it occurred to me that maybe they'd be interested in doing a release with new and up and coming comics.  I've been attending comedy shows for years, but i'd say in the last 3 years or so a newer sensibility has been emerging amongst younger comics, more alternative venues have been springing up (most notably The Cynic Cave in the basement of Lost Weekend), and it seemed to me like a really exciting time to try and document this in SF.  The Burger guys were excited about the idea and said I should go ahead and put it together.  Since I don't know many comics personally, I asked George and Kevin to help me assemble comedians around the Bay to be recorded at their weekly show at The Cynic Cave and they pretty much got the ball rolling.

UA: There are 25 comics signed up to record for the album.  Is this going to be a double album (albums don't exist anymore, but you know…), or are you going to grab each performer's best 3 minutes?

George: The goal is 5 minute sets max. I am not sure the limitation but I believe a cassette can go to a full 60 minutes per side. In that way it actually beats the max recommended length of a CD. So no need to do a double album, just a tape deck with auto-reverse.

Garett: The most arduous task in this project will probably be editing down everything after it's recorded into a listenable 40 or 50 minute cassette release.  I'm hoping that we'll get enough good stuff that we can maybe do two releases eventually, but I think it's important to not have a comedy record that's too long.

UA: When Lost Weekend opened up Cine Cave, they talked about it being a space for screening rare, cult films.  Then within a few months, Cynic Cave came along and pretty much changed it into a comedy venue.  How'd that happen?

George: There are still cult film screenings and screenings of Downtown Abbey, old Twin Peaks, sports events, etc.  It just seemed that when we were doing a monthly Cynic Cave, our turnouts were the most consistent and we were starting to get good local word-of-mouth. I was approached by the staff about booking all the weekend shows that were comedy-related around last Thanksgiving, and I'd recently been laid off, so I had the time and bandwidth to work on that.

Kevin: It is also such an amazing venue for live performance. There are few places that feel as intimate and are comfortable to be in.

UA: Cine Cave has short ceilings and you have some tall performers. Have there been any traumatic head injuries during your shows?

Garett: I have to crawl to the bar to get beers…BUT, short ceilings are great for comedy! Part of the reason I think that comedy shows have been so successful in that room is the intimacy it fosters between the performers and the crowd, and how well the laughter reverberates in that room.  It makes a crowd of 20 seem like 60.  It's my favorite venue for live comedy in LA or SF, bar none.

Kevin: They did this amazing in covering the beams of the ceiling with pool noodles so it's virtually head hitting proof.

UA: Speaking of short ceilings, standups have a tendency to get a little recognition in San Francisco and then quickly leave town for LA or NYC—including many veterans of Cynic Cave.  Do you see this as a problem for the SF standup scene?  How can it be an asset?

Garett: That just seems to be an inevitability if your going to pursue comedy as a career.  I'm not a comic myself, but it's no secret that all of the best writing and acting jobs related to comedy are in LA or NY, and there's only so much you can do as a comic here in SF.  But that is part of what's great about SF comedy: it's where people are trying to figure their shit out, they experiment.  It's sort of a proving ground. 

Kevin: It is a problem for SF. If you love things, support them or they'll go elsewhere!

UA: In general, how do you feel the SF comedy scene is doing? What does it need right now?

Garett: I think it's really great here in SF right now, more exciting to me than the current music scene in a lot of ways.  That's the main reason I thought it should be documented.  What the scene needs is people to continue to put on more shows at alternative venues, and more people to attend the shows. A big part of my aim in doing this release is to try and make people aware of all the great comics here right now. I know plenty of musicians that go on tour and listen to Louis CK, Hannibal Burress, Sharpling and Wurster, etc. but really don't engage with the comedy scene that's happening in their own backyard for whatever reason.  I'm also hoping it will lead to more crossover with music and comedy; I've already talked to Lee at Burger about having live comedy at Burger events in the future.  Sub Pop has done plenty of comedy releases, Matador has a few, and even Kill Rock Stars just released the new Kurt Braunholer album, so there's no reason that Burger can't do the same.

UA: Finally, how and where will the album be sold? Is there an expected release date?

George: What's nice about Burger is that all their bands tour a lot, so I imagine they'll be available at house shows on tour. Otherwise, mail-order and Burger has a brick and mortar store in Orange County I believe, plus I hope that Aquarius Records across the street picks a few up.

Not sure of an exact release date or how available it ail be digitally.

Garett: I know they signed a distribution deal recently, but I can't recall who with.  But their releases are all pretty widely distributed at record stores all over the US.  But George is right, there's still a lot of DIY style promotion, distribution, and word of mouth with Burger.  Lee's constantly taking bands on tour in his own van (what other record label does that?!! right now he's in Olympia driving Red Kross around the country!) and he sets up a little merch booth at every house show and venue with all of their Burger releases.  So once it's out there, it shouldn't be to hard to find.  No release date as of yet, I would hope for December or January maybe.

If you want to see any of the sets recorded live (you do), $10 tickets can be purchased in person at Lost Weekend Video anytime, or you can get advanced tickets on Eventbrite. Here's the line-up:

September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias (plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan)

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina (plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood)

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

The SF Mixtape Society Returns Sunday!

The ever-satisfying SF Mixtape Society is once again hosting their quarterly mixtape swap party at the Make-Out Room this Sunday afternoon (to get a taste of what the swaps are like, read Jon Skulski's write-up of a damp meet-up from 2011).  The theme this time around is “camp,” and The Society's Annie Lin offers up a little creative guidance:

CAMP can be interpreted in multiple ways: in the Judy Garland/Barbara Streisand way or in the outdoorsy “let's overnight it in Big Sur” kind of way.

As always, the swap is free and bringing mixtapes is optional (but that'd be missing the point).

Party in Parks: A Free Party For People Who Like Beer, Chicken, & Arcade Games

Because Outside Lands is our favorite “meh, I'm not really feeling the line-up this year” festival, we're saving ourselves the money and instead partying all Saturday afternoon at Free Gold Watch—our favorite place not in the Mission.

We know there's a lot going on in the flier, so here are the details:

  • Custom tees printed by Free Gold Watch & PBR
  • Giveaways and beers provided by Pabst Blue Ribbon (while supplies last, of course)
  • Hella eats courtesy of Wing Wings
  • Full contact Pinball Tournament hosted by Uptown Almanac
  • Music by DJ Design and Iron Mike

This will be epic.  Why?  Well, since we first wrote about Free Gold Watch a little over a month ago, they've installed another 10 pinball and arcade games, making FGW even better than it already was.  Also, did we mention there will be free beer and food and DJs? Yes, there will be a lot of that going around.

So swing by on your way to the festival, or scalp your ticket and stay all day.  Things kick-off at noon and go until 5pm, with the Uptown Almanac pinball tournament starting at 1:30.  See you there!

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