Empty-Life Romantic Seeks Woman Who Blows Wet Farts at Rock Bar

Romance isn't dead, it's just taken form in ass-tearing bursts of intestinal gas:

Fried chicken princess, your Romeo awaits.

[via Lindsey]

Comments (4)

YES!!! Hahahahahaaaahahhahahhhaa

beautiful and inspiring!

that place always smells bad.. now i know why haha

Giggling fixes everything <3

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