— By James the Stanton (@gnartoons) | January 13th, 2013 @ 9:30am Previously on Uptown Almanac: Missed Connections Comix: Butterflies are FreeMissed Connections Comix: Gas N GlitterMissed Connections Comix: Road Trunk Comments (4) O'Leery | January 13th, 2013 @ 9:55am [Permalink] Yep, the bar is at an all-time low. James the Stanton | January 13th, 2013 @ 1:10pm [Permalink] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz_y3yo-jaw I don't don't before I don't | January 13th, 2013 @ 4:50pm [Permalink] You should take her out to eat at Popeye’s. That’s if true love ever finds itself. Best of luck! Brillo | January 14th, 2013 @ 2:55pm [Permalink] A cock tripping over a condom. It’s all in the details. Well done Mr. Stanton.