— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) | January 20th, 2013 @ 11:31am Because I'm an avid fan of soda art, spotting the new display at FoodsCo totally made up for the masturbating man in the parking lot.Go Niners! Comments (7) Sarah | January 20th, 2013 @ 4:29pm [Permalink] FoodsCo never fails to impress with their seasonal soda art. Go FoodsCo! Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable | January 20th, 2013 @ 4:49pm [Permalink] Ok, that is pretty badass. I don't think before I type | January 21st, 2013 @ 9:19am [Permalink] This reminds me, I left my SF ‘9ers hat on your moms nightstand…yes the nightstand with the lamp and copy of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on it. Can you grab that for me and I’ll stop by Four Barrel to pick it up while you’re commenting on every post? Thanks, Herr! Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable | January 21st, 2013 @ 9:30am [Permalink] Blah blah blah. O'Leery | January 20th, 2013 @ 6:19pm [Permalink] You could have been neighborly and offered the masturbator some of those sanitizing wipes. I don't don't before I don't | January 20th, 2013 @ 9:11pm [Permalink] Masturbation, it fucking rules I get so worked up, that my penis drools Masturbation, I do it all the time If i’m caught in public, no biggie, it’s only a weewee crime…… Ert O'Hara | January 24th, 2013 @ 11:23pm [Permalink] Ok, I’ll be the first to say that the 3D aspect really makes it … pop.