X-ray Vision Shows You the Rotten Insides of the Hobo Party Bus

Ever want to know how to party like a hobo?  Using the power to magic, the Hobo Party Bus (warning: website may cause Geocities flashbacks) gives tailgating drivers a glimpse into the high-rolling lifestyle of living on the streets.  Much to this author's surprise, the bus isn't covered in a weird assortment of trash, nor is it powered by a bounty of scavenged cans and stolen bike seats--it's actually a velvety neon-lit nightmare that prowls our streets in search of people who always wanted a stripper pole in the middle Muni.

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Tales From the Mexican Party Bus