That's right, boys and girls. This local genius has cracked the code. Romney is just "R MONEY" scrambled. R MONEY... don't you get it? Our Money? And he has disco skates... which unscrambles to ... TACOS KISSED! Our Money is riding on TACOS KISSED? What does it mean!?
Somebody get Nicholas Cage on the phone. If my calculations are correct, this could answer the question of where all our fucking money has gone. It's riding around on tacos kissed. I can feel it.