I generally ignore shit taped to poles, but I can't resist a sloth in a top hat waving at me:

Ah yes, the classic bait-and-switch.  Promise me sloth people, only to find out you have homeless fire victims in stock.  Harrumph.

But there's a sad subtext to all this… mainly, that some poor, guitar-playing artist kid from Texas cannot find anyone to take his monthly allowance of $880 in exchange for a place to live.  Completely rejected by Craig and The Lists, Kyle Welch and his friend are taping flyers appealing to sloth people on every pole, box, and parklet along Valencia:

Ever since the fire, Kyle has been looking for a place to live and has had no success.  Craigslist people won't respond, prices are rising, and opportunities are not rising for this fair fellow.  It sickens me. I believe this has a lot to do with all the tech dorks, sky-rocketing the rents in the Mission and thats [sic] just not fair.