Keep Your Bike Warm and Secure

I think this guy has got the optimal bike locking strategy all figured out.  U-Locks are a bummer because they're bulky and heavy and pull your pants down while you ride, exposing your undies and unsightly ass-crack to the world behind you.  Cable locks are equally unwieldy and pretty lousy at keeping your bike secure.  But the fleece hoodie knotted around the seatpost--my, oh my--it's lightweight and wearable, will confuse a hacksaw-welding thief, and, should your bike and hoodie still be there when you leave the bar, provide warmth and comfort as the summer temperatures climb into the low 60s.