Dolores Park Bingo to Provide You and Your Friends with 74 Second of Whimsy

I'm not sure why there are only four columns, or why “dogs” or “ppl from San Diego” aren't in the free square, but I do believe we're onto something here.

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Comments (5)

I’ll bite. What does Ghetto Tirade mean?

I will also bite. Who are the “cool” people? How do I get to be one? Or is it not “cool” to want to be one? Are the “cool” people actually “cool” or are the “quotes” meant to “ironically” “indicate” they are not actually “”cool”“?

Further, how do you tell if people are boring? Is that just code for the googlers?

Finally, omg people hitting on us that is so gross why would that loser think they can talk to us?

You need to add cops harassing queers for hanging out near children

If it’s written in a moleskin it has to be good.

Girls are funny.