Burning Man Bike Bounty

Categorized: Bicycles

One can only assume that this monster bike pile is the result of burners abandoning thousands of bikes in Black Rock Desert after a week of drug abuse and dusty sex.  And while I'm sure Burning Man's corporate overlords will flip these wasted rides Yahoo! Auctions or whatever, they should just do SF a favor and zip-tie them around the city, giving crackheads bikes that are relatively easy to steal, flooding the thieved-bike market and driving down demand.

[Photo by Mikeley]

Comments

htcht's picture

Definitely not bikes from Burning Man, they are way too clean...

Alissa d's picture

I agree that setting these things loose on the streets of San Francisco is the best possible use for this bounty

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Seconded.

I don't think before I type's picture

sic pic

I don't think before I type's picture

That van seems to have grown an afro...righteous!

Bob's picture

Afro? No, that there is a mohawk!

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Good point!

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