After living in San Francisco for two years now, I have realized that a) I am an expert regarding all things San Francisco and b) it is a 7x7 amusement park for adults (look no further than this blog for evidence).
Since I am an expert I have compiled this list of amusement park rides and their corresponding neighborhoods, but it is incomplete. Which theme park ride is YOUR neighborhood?
Not sure about these, please help:
Pac Heights: one with no line to get in?
The Castro: ball pit? they are both made of rainbows, that's all
FiDi: house of mirrors?
The Haight: carney quarters? I think this is offensive (to carneys!!)
Bayview: one of those games with water pistols or something
Other neighborhoods: can't think of any!