— By Zach Perkins |
And so continues the “THEY'RE SMOKIN WEED!” saga…
These Texan media outlets have seriously been acting like they just made 'first contact' with another planet. 'ZOMG! This anarchistic and godless alien civilization is so strange and carefree!' Seriously? Get over yourself you faux-Joe Normal neo-cons.
Though I must say I'm looking forward to the other side of the equation when Bay Area newscasters start muckraking about lynch mobs outside the Ragners' stadium and questioning the sexuality of the Governor of Texas. Quick, somebody buy Zennie a plane ticket to Planet Tejas!
Comments (4)
Man. The Rangers sound SO boring.
Oh that Josh Hamilton! He’s so brave and so inspiring! You know what would have been MORE inspiring? Not becoming a heroin addicted junkie burnout in the first place.
Thank Zod he had the faith and commitment and batting average and financial backing of an entire MLB franchise to be able to pull himself up by his jockstrap.
“There is a perverse sense of self entitlement that the people of San Francisco have. It is simply shocking here folks!”
I was stunned by how frakking white the Rangers fans were….doesn’t Texas border Mexico? It was like Jim Crow baseball everytime the camera showed the crowd in texas