With the exception of readers Kathleen and 'tpaz', you are all a bunch of fucking assholes. I sincerely hope you're straining the shit out of your eyes to read this while developing carpal tunnel syndrome, and possibly festering some kind of horrible venereal disease.
I dunno, maybe you were all just embarrassed to email us and let us know that you had donated to the SF Food Bank last week when they had their gift matching deal; in which their corporate benefactors doubled whatever you donated ($2 to $25k) and put it towards feeding underprivileged kids in local SF schools. But probably not, cause we all know that you really just hate kids and the impoverished, and god knows you hate San Francisco. Pricks.
Luckily, there are people in this City that don't read this blog and aren't complete assholes. The SF Food Bank met their goal with last week's program, no thanks to you dickface. If you feel even the slightest bit of remorse, then go to sffb.org and redeem yourself. The opportunity to have your contribution doubled is over but your donation is still needed more than ever, and will become increasingly more needed as we get closer and closer to the winter holidays when the SF Food Bank gets cleaned out.