What the fuck are up with all these August birthdays?
Is it just me or is August the birthday month in SF? Back in Boston, I always remember there being a few birthday's in August, but October always seemed like the month. Trying to schedule an August birthday party in San Francisco is the equivalent of buying Lady Gaga tickets at Amnesia.
Am I forgetting something? I recall the months of February/March/April being 'fucking lame' with not too many house parties. I feel like there just are not enough Spring ragers in the Mission. If I accidentally have a kid, I hope they're born in the middle of March so I have an excuse to throw an early Spring kegger:
Friend: Kevin, it's 7pm at your kid's first birthday. You're fucking wasted.
Me: Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots EVERYBODY
Friend: Don't you think you should slow it down?
Me: Guys. GUYS. Let's ride our bikes to Ocean Beach with a bottle of Jameson and watch the sun rise!
Friend: Fuck this, I'm outta here.
Me: SHHHHHHHHOOOOTTTTTSSSSS
Best spring break ever.
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you are not mistaken there are a ton of birthdays this month.
including mine!
I guess a lot of people were doing it on the holidays, or something.
I'm also an August birthday. I always chalked it up to the fact that Valentine's Day (aka Nooky Day) is approximately 8 months prior...
were you a preemie?
i'm not sure that's how long babies need to marinate
Logan, umm...August is the 8th month of the year. Anyway you spin it, February to August is a little less than the 9 month human birthing cycle. Well...yeah, by a third.
Thanksgiving.
What else you gon do after you're full of food? Stay home and boink.
Either that or you now gravitate towards all them foxy lion hearts.
who wants to procreate when you feel lethargic from overconsumption? all that stomach acid and those new belly rolls...
I cannot unsee the things I have just imagined. Kevmo... no.
I guess there is something about the offspring of parents love post-turkey nookie.
They have fowl offspring.
I'm also born in August. San Francisco is a magnetic field for us! Rawwwrrr.
I was born in August too. And so are like 1/3 of the people I know.
weird...i was having the same thought yesterday and was trying to figure out why there were so many birthdays coming up. all these birthday celebrations are getting expensive.
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