Snakes on a BART

A couple of questions:

  1. Who's your dealer?
  2. Is this even fucking allowed?

Look, I don't have a huge problem with snakes or weed.  But I do think it is kind of fucked you combine the two and decide to bring said snake onto BART.  BART is a place for homeless people to sleep and my friends from Berkeley to puke, not for snakes.

BART Don't Lie has the full story and more pics.

(Thanks Brock!)

Comments (6)

The fact that it’s a SISTAH holding the snake is what makes the photo absolutely unique.

BRO THAT IS SOME MUFFIN TOP ACTION GOING ON THERE. I BET HER NAME IS MOESHA DUDE. HOOK ME UP WITH HER NUMBER BRO

A) Is she even aware that there is a snake on her?
B) Could someone please taser that snake?
C) How much does the snake pay to ride Bart?
D) SNAKES!
E) RATS!
F) Problem solved!

Oh believe you me I wrote about 7 different versions of a Snakes on a Train joke when I typed up the original entry on BART Don’t Lie, but eventually bailed out on it because I couldn’t find that fine line between funny and hacky (which is surprising because about 87% of my blatherings are TOTALLY hacky and I don’t seem to care).

Thanks for spreading the BART Don’t Lie gospel to the fine readers of Uptown Almanac! You guys are rad.

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