The world is your oyster, so that fucking sucks you're a vegetarian. This is not about food.

Remember that time I drank a lot of wine and thought "OH YEAH I WRITE FOR THIS TOTALLY AWESOME BLOG" and then I said "blog" so many times that the word lost all meaning and then I tripped out about how the words "again" and "against" are a mere TWO LETTERS APART. And then you start thinking about all of the stupid words that are similar but have nothing to do with each other and I'm too drunk to think of any examples but what I'm saying is, don't ever let someone tell you wine gets better with age, but they mean "age" as "minutes" and then you drink a whole bottle in 5 minutes AND FUCK YEAH IT GOT BETTER but it's all relative because I didn't eat today and so everything is delicious and omg I want some pizza. Anyway see you later alligator or SYLA, or wait, I thought that was supposed to spell the C word. OH THAT'S TUESDAY. Okay bye.