— By Serg |

THEY GOT TWO, YES TWO MOTHERFUCKING INDOOR WATER SLIDES!! Take that bitch ass clouds and/or fog! If only they would let me bring a cooler up in there, man that would change the fucking game. I guess water slides are suppose to be for “kids” who are not “old enough” to drink but man fuck that, can’t I live? Let me rock an 18 pack in a pool SF, I won’t pee in it I promise.
Oh I just realized SFCitizen has photos from the opening day festivities with photos of the actual water slides.
Comments (6)
Holy shit. Is this open weekdays? Is this open this week?
yes, opening day was Saturday. The place looks way nicer than it use too.
Can you only have a fun time if you are drunk?
Yes.
no but it totally helps and besides if you have never spent an entire day sitting in a pool with a large supply of cold beer at arms reach then you don’t know how to relax. fuck that day spa shit. I want to drink and then make bad decisions like try to go down a water slide standing up.
Ross FTW.